THE RECIPE OF LIFE

The recipe of life

Being a foody I always relate stuff to food. Also, this has something to do with my gujju hormones you see. I have similarly related life to the most delicious dish I have ever had in my existence on planet earth. Some do not value the taste and aroma of this dish and consider it to be bitter and not tasty and then use a sauce named suicide to further destroy this beautiful and delicious dish. Life is a dish that is never served as expected and it is never going to taste the same for all. But the recipe for making it tasty can be the same for all. Yes a recipe for life. No I have not gone crazy, in fact many of us use this recipe and we do not even know it. So I am going to tell you step by step the complete recipe to it.

1.     The first step is simple. Just like you sort out wheat grains and remove dirt particles from it, remove all the dirt particles from the basic dough of life. The dough actually  comprises of family, friends, lovers, ex-lovers, failed relations and feelings, depression arising from failure in exams, career and other important things, happiness of achieving stuff, happiness of being in love itself, happiness of playing with a toddler, and many such good things too. Now sort out the bad particles and throw them out. Remember this is going to be difficult but if you have tried sorting out wheat grains you will find this much easier and fun. In fact sorting wheat grains is even tougher I have tried it.

2.     Now that you have the pure dough of life in your hand do not let it dry, pour determination, dedication and laughter in it. Laughter is the most important ingredient. It is easily available in funny movies, jokes and pranks. You will have to deliberately do this stuff to extract the laughter essence from it. Now that you have the laughter essence, pour it as much as you like. Laughter is also recommended by doctors so the health freaks do not worry just pour it all in. After mixing laughter add taste enhancers like travelling, exploring, learning new things, new adventures, new skills and also curiosity towards something new and positive. All this can be added as per your taste and likings. The taste enhancers will give a good texture to the aroma of life.

3.     Now, that you have mixed taste enhancers and laughter you will need to now rest it for a while till it boils up to some tears, yes tears are important. This mixture should release tears as this will make life soft and light. Tears will further release the unwanted gases in life called sadness, depression and tensions. Once tears are released the dough will become light and soft. Now heat it on efforts for a small period of time till you get a sweet aroma. That aroma is acceptance. Remember acceptance is the most important stage in this dish. If you do not get the aroma of acceptance it means the dish will not be tasty. Once you get the aroma of acceptance inhale and enjoy it because there is no other joy in the world than inhaling acceptance. This will set your mind free and also enhance your taste buds towards whatever life tastes further on.

4.     Now, slowly stir this dough with happiness, positive thoughts, dreams of career and a better life, past achievements and new goals and a lot of love from family and friends. Remember if you do not put in love from family and friends all the efforts of mixing laughter will be vain because then laughter will not enhance the taste at all. So love from family and friends is important allow it to enter your recipe of life it will make it taste better do not lock yourself in a shell, if you have inhaled the aroma of acceptance well enough you do not have to worry these things with family and friends will automatically fall in place. Many decide to inhale the aroma of acceptance as the first step but the problem is they do not know that to inhale it you need to laugh first, laughter will make you strong enough to inhale that aroma of acceptance. Now along with this stirring will come the stage of forgiveness and amends in this dish, yes mix forgiveness you seek from others and amends you make with others into this dish. When you add these it will release out more tears and hence giving it more of a good texture.

5.     The fifth step is easy. Let it cool down and keep watching it till it blows up into a nice a fluffy bread kind of a thing. Now add inspiration to it. Just like laughter inspiration is an important ingredient. Yes you can add inspiration in the initial stages too. Just like laughter inspiration is also not harmless to the body so you can add it as much as you like. There are two kinds of inspirations available in the stores. One is the negative inspiration that could make life bitter and lead you to sauces like suicide, drugs and crime which will make life taste bitter and the other positive inspiration which consists of loving your own self and your own health, loving your family and friends, dreaming big to do something amazing and creative and helpful in life, taking efforts to become a better human in mental, physical, spiritual and principle aspects. Choose the positive one as it will make life taste sweet which will lead you to look more beautiful/handsome, gain praises, earn more money to enjoy more luxuries and fun moments like family outings and trip to that favorite water park or theme park.

And just like that taaaddda the dish of life is ready. Suicide and depression is a sauce that will ruin your taste. Let someone in talk to your mom or dad they will initially be angry but they will understand. Remember they love you the most in the whole world, despite of the arguments or anger you are still that small little toddler baby to them.

I was once asked why do not worship God and why I do not want anything from him? I replied ‘God is very far away and for him to deliver my goods will take time. I have the hands of my parents on my head so I guess I do not need God. Because I believe God is employed by my parents to keep me happy. So if I can directly talk to the boss and get my stuff done why should I bother praising the employee?’ there will be times when the bosses would be angry that they do not even want to hear you. In such situations do as you do in government offices, bribe the employee to reach to the bosses. So bribe God with prayers to reach to parents. World is a beautiful place and there is a lot to see and explore. Do not end your lives just petty idiotic reasons. Yes every reason is petty and idiotic when you sit and admire the miracle called life and the things you can achieve by setting yourself free from sadness depression and tears. Make it a habit to think that depression, sadness and suicides are an abuse and you will not stand these abuses associated with your name and existence. If someone calls you depressed or sad make a habit to think that it is an insult. No human should be depressed or sad. I get angry when someone calls me sad. Do not insult life, but make it so precious that even death gets addicted to you being alive. Do not give up so easily, in fact let it become harder and you emerge as a champion in the end. Life is precious; honor it by creating a miracle and not giving up. There would a lot of people unfortunate than you compare your life to theirs and see how better your life is. Remember you are the key to everything and without you nothing will exist.

NOTE: The steps to the recipe can vary from person to person but the ingredients should not.