THE MIRACLE MAKER SAYS

OUR RAILWAY MINISTER IS MAMTA BANAERJEE ...AMUSED WHY I AM SAYING THIS WELL THERE ARE MANY WHO DO NOT KNOW THIS. SO THIS IS FOR THEM. IT WAS JUST A FEW DAYS BACK MY FRIEND WAS TRAVELING BY TRAIN AND HE MET THIS UNUSUAL COMMON MAN (MR.THACKERAY FOR YOUR INFORMATION THIS MAN WAS FROM U.P.). AS DESCRIBED BY MY FRIEND "SIMPLE MAN, SIMPLE DRESSING BUT AMAZING THINKING AND GREAT KNOWLEDGE ESPECIALLY GENERAL KNOWLEDGE, THAT TOO ABOUT MAHARASHTRA. THIS MAN COULD EASILY TELL ALL THE DISTRICTS, TALUKAS, AND VILLAGES IN MAHARASHTRA, WHICH OUR LEADERS DON'T EVEN KNOW" IT SEEMS MY FRIEND WAS IMPRESSED BY THIS PERSON'S VISION AND THUS HE INITIATED THAT I WRITE SOMETHING INSPIRED BY THE SAME VISION IMAGINE A PERSON TRAVELING BY TRAIN, THIS PERSON DURING HIS/HER JOURNEY FALLS ILL, WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS PERSON SHOULD APPROACH FOR HELP. WE TEND TO TRAVEL BY TRAIN A LOT BUT WE NEVER THINK OF THIS RIGHT? WELL, PEOPLE THERE ARE NO MEDICAL FACILITIES ON OUR RAILWAY S...

JAI MAHARASHTRA PEOPLE.YES!!!! I AM PROUD TO BE A MAHARASHTRIAN, BUT THEN FIRST I AM AN INDIAN... SO THEN WHY NOT SAY JAI HIND JAI MAHARASHTRA...... BUT THEN OUR DEAR MR.RAJ THACKERAY DOES NOT LIKE THIS I GUESS. HE AIN'T AN INDIAN THOUGH HE IS JUST A MARATHA IS WHAT HE SAYS. LETS SEE...LATELY RAJ THACKERAY SAYS HE WANTS PEOPLE BORN IN MAHARASHTRA TO STAY HERE IN MAHARASHTRA AND NO ONE ELSE TO STAY HERE. SO I THINK HE WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE THROWN OUT NOT MANY MAY KNOW THAT HE IS BORN IN INDORE. THE WHOLE FAMILY ACTUALLY COMES FROM THERE. SO MR.RAJ THACKERAY PACK YOUR BAGS WE GONNA MISS YOU DUDE.!!!! NOW HE SAYS HE WANTS EVERYONE TO SPEAK IN MARATHI AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE ....MR.THACKERAY, LET ME POINT OUT , YOUR BELOVED SON STUDIED IN AN ENGLISH MEDIUM SCHOOL IN MUMBAI, AND HE WANTS TO GET SOME PHD OR HONORS IN ENGLISH I GUESS. SO DEAR MR.THACKERAY TEACH HIM MARATHI FIRST IT IS LIKE PRACTICE BEFORE YOU PREACH. YOU THINK OF 'THE MARATHI MANUS'. BUT, ...

AS A KID I WAS A VERY SKINNY AND A NERD AS A PERSON,ANY PERSON WHO LOOKED AT ME FOR THE FIRST TIME HAD THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS GUY IS NOTHING BUT A BELOW AVERAGE STUDENT WHO IS NOT TO BE CONSIDERED TO BE A VERY POWERFUL AUTHORITY IN ANYTHING...... MY EXTERNAL LOOKS INCLUDED SIMPLE PLAIN DRESSING OF HALF PANTS AND T-SHIRTS WITH CARTOONS ON THEM..... AND A BIG HUGE SODA GLASS IN FRONT OF MY EYES , THE DOCTORS TOLD ME THAT IT WAS A HELP FOR ME TO SEE CLEARLY.... THATS WHAT THEY EXPECTED I WOULD TAKE FOR AN ANSWER AT THE AGE OF 5 ........BUT THEN I I GUESS I WAS HAPPY WITH MYSELF..... I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WHATEVER MAY BE MY EXTERNAL APPEARANCE PEOPLE WILL LIKE ME FOR WHAT I AM ON THE INSIDE....... AT THAT AGE THIS WAS WHAT I BELIEVED , BUT THIS BELIEF WAS SHORT LIVED I WAS TEASED BY ALL MY FRIENDS THERE, MADE FUN OF....... I USE TO FEEL BAD, I NEVER COMPLAINED TO MY PARENTS ABOUT IT I DON'T KNOW WHY MAY BE I WANTED TO WIN ON MY OWN GUTS....... I WAS HIT BY THE BULLIES AT THE SCHOOL ...

I JUST RETURNED FROM OUR LAWYER. HAD GONE TO HIM FOR SOME LEGAL WORK. NOW THE SITUATION AFTER MEETING HIM THUS HAPPENS THAT I NEED TO GO THE DISTRICT COURT FOR SOME FORMALITIES..... AND HERE ON THE OTHER SIDE I HAVE ANOTHER LEGAL DOCUMENT TO BE FINISHED WHERE I AM EXPECTED BY MY RESPECTED FATHER TO BE THERE AND COMPLETE ............ WHEN WILL EVERY ONE AROUND UNDERSTAND THAT I AM JUST ONE HUMAN BEING AND PRACTICALLY I CANNOT BE AT 2 PLACES AT A TIME EVEN IF I WANT TO. DAD WANTS ME TO FINISH EVERYTHING AS HE THINKS IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY...... IN SHORT HE JUST MEANS TO THROW AWAY THE BORING LENGTHY WORK ON ME AND RELAX AT EASE..... BUT PRACTICALLY WHICH IS NOT POSSIBLE...... BUT WHEN I GAVE IT A THOUGHT ,THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM ONLY WITH MY LIFE IT IS VERY COMMON AMONG ALL.....I MEAN WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO EVERYTHING WITH EXPERTISE..... I DID LEARN A WORD 'MULTI TASKING' SOMEWHERE I WORKED.... BUT THEN MULTI TASKING CAN ALSO BE DONE BEING PRESENT IN ONE PLACE ...... ...

POLITICS ----- SOMETHING THAT WE YOUNGSTERS DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THESE DAYS..... AS SOON AS THE WORD POLITICS COMES UP WE JUST THINK OF CORRUPT OLD AGED BLOODY POLITICIANS, ONES WHO CANNOT WALK 2 STEPS WITHOUT A DOCTOR ARE RUNNING THE WHOLE COUNTRY........... WELL THEN WHEN WE TURN TOWARDS HON.MR.RAHUL GANDHI (ONE WHOM I DO ADMIRE) WE THINK THAT THIS IS WHAT WE WANT FOR OUR NATION YOUNG INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE ENERGETIC AND WHO DO NOT WANT TO WASTE TIME IN UNWANTED OUTDATED FORMALITIES IN GOVERNING THE COUNTRY. THE ONE WHO BELIEVE IN ACTION RATHER THAN MAKING COMMITTEES TO RESOLVE THE PROBLEMS OF THE COUNTRY. ONE WHO ARE LEARNED AND MATURE. HOW WONDERFUL AIN'T IT. BUT THEN GUYS GUYS GUYS DO NOT FORGET WE HAVE ONE MORE BOOMING AMAZING POLITICIAN WITH THE SAME KIND OF ENERGY THE SAME AGE NEARLY AND ALSO THE SAME QUALIFICATIONS NEEDED TO BE A FIT INTELLIGENT LEARNED POLITICIAN OUR SO LOVELY MR.RAJ THACKERAY. WHEN WE THINK OF HIM IT SEEMS HE THINKS MAHARASHTRA IS SOME ANCESTRAL PROPER...

EARLY IN THE MORNING I SAW THIS NEWS ON TV ABOUT 'NANO BYTES' WHICH WILL NOW MAKE A MAN IMMORTAL. GREAT THING TO KNOW ISN'T IT. AFTER ALL SCIENCE HAS HELPED MAN IN SO MANY THINGS AND HERE IT IS NOW WITH THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION FOR MAN'S EXISTENCE FOREVER AND EVER. SO LETS SEE , ACCORDING TO WHAT MY FUNNY BRAIN ANALYZED I COULD GATHER THIS: THERE WILL BE NO USE OF TERRORIST ATTACKS , MAN BEING IMMORTAL THE BIGGEST TERROR 'DEATH' WILL NO MORE BE HIS CONCERN AND SUBJECT OF WORRY. WARS WILL BE LONGER MAY BE FOREVER SO I GUESS INDIA, PAKISTAN, IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN , AND MANY SUCH NATIONS WILL NOW NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MEN BEING DEAD AT WAR SO THERE WILL BE NO SYMPATHY EITHER.... NOW THAT SYMPATHY WILL BE OUT FROM THE HUMAN WORLD GRADUALLY THEN I GUESS THERE WILL BE NO HUMANITY , THE RICH AND THE POOR WILL HAVE WIDENED GAP.......... AND SO THERE I GUESS WILL BE AGAIN AN ECONOMIC PROBLEM........ BUT THEN THE BUSINESS WORLD WILL SURVIVE FOR LONG BECAUS...

well, today i was in a courtroom........ as usual was standing there in front of the judge for getting completed my official work.............. but the work was not complete.......... the reason being unwanted formalities, paperwork which in short pointed fingers towards RED TAPISM well corruption in our country is truly a vicious illness. But have we ever thought about why has it started and how to stop it . Oh how can i forget yes we have thought about it , we have the CBI to handle such matters , yet another unwanted formality. Well, when i was in the court as usual standing there having nothing else to do just gave it a thought that what if there were lesser rules in Government organizations , rules which clearly made no sense , which had no use , rules which were not more than a harassment to common people. Why do we have to go through all the unwanted things. First meet the peon then he will take you to another desk yet to another and further more yet to another and by the time ...